because the best series are the dark ones

Cristina: These are good! Do they sell these in the cafeteria?
Meredith: No.
Izzie: No, those are the cancer pops.
Cristina: Why do cancer people get all the fun? (Mer and Izzie roll their eyes at her)
Meredith: How do you feel, Izz?
Izzie: I’m not looking forward to the hurling that’s about to happen, but I feel okay. I feel good.
Cristina: Bailey’s on some sort of rampage. I think it’s Post-O’Malley Stress Disorder. (laughs)
Meredith: She’s not dealing with her grief.
Cristina: You sound like Owen’s shrink.
Meredith: Owen’s shrink is withholding sex, so she is grumpy and inappropriate.
Izzie: Is Derek doing that, too? Withholding sex?
Meredith: Why would Derek withhold sex?
Izzie: Alex is withholding… everything. It’s like he’s afraid, but I don’t know what afraid of.
Cristina: He’s afraid of the cancer sex.
Meredith: Cristina!
Cristina: He doesn’t wanna end up with a cancer pop.
Meredith: Cristina!
Izzie: Just shut the hell up. I’m not contagious, Cristina.
Cristina: I know that. I would totally have sex with you.